Hey, saw the Emperor you and Andor hate showed up here. How are you holding up? Are you safe?
[Why so shocked, Kay? Garrus is your bro; he's got your six.]
If there's anything you need, let me know.
I'm a pretty stubborn guy, and Andor's told me a little about what a dick the guy is. I'm pretty sure he won't be able to sway me, but I'm listening.
If there's anything you need, let me know.
I'm a pretty stubborn guy, and Andor's told me a little about what a dick the guy is. I'm pretty sure he won't be able to sway me, but I'm listening.
Video | Backdated to just after the breach mess and Cass helped his bro out
[Garrus has zero clue what's come over him. He hates AIs. Sure, he had come to view Kay as more of a friend than a program, but that was it. That was totally it. Except ever since after the Breach, his feelings towards Kay have been... different. Good different, not bad. And he kind of wants to ask him out? It's freaking him out a little, but he's sure that once he spends some one on one time it'll solidify his feelings as friends.
Unless he likes him back? Because really that'd be pretty great. Because then he could lean into his tall, metallic frame without anyone questioning it.
He almost texts the droid to save face but if he's going to do this, he's going to do it right, damn it. So when Kay answers, he'll see a slightly nervous turian on the other end.]
Hey. [Say something cool.] How's your programming?
["How's your programming?" Really, Garrus? Ugh, kill him now.
If only Shepard could see him now, smitten with a droid.]
Unless he likes him back? Because really that'd be pretty great. Because then he could lean into his tall, metallic frame without anyone questioning it.
He almost texts the droid to save face but if he's going to do this, he's going to do it right, damn it. So when Kay answers, he'll see a slightly nervous turian on the other end.]
Hey. [Say something cool.] How's your programming?
["How's your programming?" Really, Garrus? Ugh, kill him now.
If only Shepard could see him now, smitten with a droid.]
[Hey, they've been pretty good! They even went on that totally-not-a-date at the shooting range.]
I know a thing or two about corrupt governments. [That might be a bit of an understatement.] And the two of you are friends. If you need me - and even if you don't - I've got your six.
I know a thing or two about corrupt governments. [That might be a bit of an understatement.] And the two of you are friends. If you need me - and even if you don't - I've got your six.
[That's probaby for the best for their relationship, but not for Garrus' self-confidence.]
Yeah, well, people like power. Good luck getting them to stop.
I get that. Always better to be prepared. I might not be able to help mediate, being a biased party and all, but if you guys need any weapons upgrades let me know and I'll see what I can do.
[Pretty please let him look at your laser blasters so he can make some laser weapons.]
Yeah, well, people like power. Good luck getting them to stop.
I get that. Always better to be prepared. I might not be able to help mediate, being a biased party and all, but if you guys need any weapons upgrades let me know and I'll see what I can do.
[Pretty please let him look at your laser blasters so he can make some laser weapons.]
I'm okay. Andor helped me out so I'm not longer feeling everything. [Just some new things. Man, Kay's optics really suited his head.]
Hey, so , I was wondering if maybe you'd want to go out sometime? Maybe grab dinner,? Oh wait, you don't eat, do you? [How could he be so stupid? Quick what would Kay want to do?] Or maybe a shooting range? You seemed excited about the prospect of using a real gun at - [Fuck that wasn't him at the circus, it was Archangel. Why didn't he just give him his real name?] - when we talked about it.
[Nailed it.]
Hey, so , I was wondering if maybe you'd want to go out sometime? Maybe grab dinner,? Oh wait, you don't eat, do you? [How could he be so stupid? Quick what would Kay want to do?] Or maybe a shooting range? You seemed excited about the prospect of using a real gun at - [Fuck that wasn't him at the circus, it was Archangel. Why didn't he just give him his real name?] - when we talked about it.
[Nailed it.]
[The next day after their conversation about mechanical pencils, Kaytoo will receive the following:
Everything comes with lead and eraser refills, a few thin notebooks, binders with looseleaf paper, and a pencil board. There is one nice notebook with a note attached:
For when you become a great writer.
-Grell]
- A guide about mechanical pencils
Mechanical pencils that look like regular pencils
A special mechanical pencil
And a super expensive pencil just so he knows the difference in quality.
Everything comes with lead and eraser refills, a few thin notebooks, binders with looseleaf paper, and a pencil board. There is one nice notebook with a note attached:
For when you become a great writer.
-Grell]
Edited 2017-07-15 18:15 (UTC)
Really? That's great! [He said yes! Halleh- wait, what was that last bit?] The circus?
[Shit fuck this was a mistake. Play it cool, Garrus. There's no way he knows. Why didn't he opt for text instead of video?.]
He lets out a nervous chuckle, praying it sounds more natural to Kay than it does to him.]
You, uh, must have me confused with someone else. I wasn't at the circus.
[Except for the fact that he was but it's not like Kay could know, right? Yeah, he'll just play it like he couldn't make it, he was stuck working and - shit, there was the whole Tannusen incident. Well, hopefully Kay somehow missed that whole thing.]
[Shit fuck this was a mistake. Play it cool, Garrus. There's no way he knows. Why didn't he opt for text instead of video?.]
He lets out a nervous chuckle, praying it sounds more natural to Kay than it does to him.]
You, uh, must have me confused with someone else. I wasn't at the circus.
[Except for the fact that he was but it's not like Kay could know, right? Yeah, he'll just play it like he couldn't make it, he was stuck working and - shit, there was the whole Tannusen incident. Well, hopefully Kay somehow missed that whole thing.]
[YES GOOD SHARE ALL THE TIPS.]
You should swing by Nexus sometime. I'm literally paid to play with weapons all day. I'd love to get the schematics for your guns. I don't think I really know much about your tech.
You should swing by Nexus sometime. I'm literally paid to play with weapons all day. I'd love to get the schematics for your guns. I don't think I really know much about your tech.
[Damn, Garrus wants to tell him. He can trust Kay, right? Kay'd never betray him... Oh wait, it was the other way around, wasn't it? Damn.]
Yeah... Sorry I missed it. I was stuck working.
[Well, it's not a complete lie.]
But anyway, shooting range. How does Friday sound? I get off of work at six. I could swing by after and get you? [He actually gets out at five but he needs to go home and get changed first. Gotta make a good first impression!]
Yeah... Sorry I missed it. I was stuck working.
[Well, it's not a complete lie.]
But anyway, shooting range. How does Friday sound? I get off of work at six. I could swing by after and get you? [He actually gets out at five but he needs to go home and get changed first. Gotta make a good first impression!]
Yeah, Nexus Defense is in Nova. I'd say look for the tall building, but, well, that's the whole city. I'll text you the address.
I'm sure I can figure something out. My omni-tool can scan your weaponry and I'll see what modifications I can make with what I've got on hand. And I might not be able to make an exact replica, but I can probably manage something close.
I'm sure I can figure something out. My omni-tool can scan your weaponry and I'll see what modifications I can make with what I've got on hand. And I might not be able to make an exact replica, but I can probably manage something close.
[Rapunzel has left a present. it's a pretty big present. What is the present? Why a painting of course. The painting is of Kaytoo being friendly and helpful to a long blond girl. Herself. The painting came along with a note...]
'I wasn't sure what kind of painting you wanted, but for all of the help you have given me, I thought I would paint on a canvas just for you. I hope you like it.
Rapunzel.'
'I wasn't sure what kind of painting you wanted, but for all of the help you have given me, I thought I would paint on a canvas just for you. I hope you like it.
Rapunzel.'
[Cue awkward coughing.]
I never considered that. We have a lot of tall buildings in my galaxy. But now that you mention it, the Citadel is a little extreme. That elevator ride to the top takes forever.
[Damn, he's never going to be able to look at it the same way. Thanks, Kay.]
It's mostly thanks to mass effect technology. We were pretty good, but that opened all kinds of doors for us. Species aren't really considered advanced unless they've unlocked it. Humans only recently did, and they grew leaps and bounds in no time.
I never considered that. We have a lot of tall buildings in my galaxy. But now that you mention it, the Citadel is a little extreme. That elevator ride to the top takes forever.
[Damn, he's never going to be able to look at it the same way. Thanks, Kay.]
It's mostly thanks to mass effect technology. We were pretty good, but that opened all kinds of doors for us. Species aren't really considered advanced unless they've unlocked it. Humans only recently did, and they grew leaps and bounds in no time.


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