[He shrugs. What Kay calls work he calls play. He's right, though; sand is evil. It took him ages to get it all out from between his plates.] Hey, I'm not a beach person either. I didn't want to go, so I brought some stuff to distract me. I had some new bullet designs I was almost done with that I wanted to get done so we could get some prototypes made.
[Excuse you Kay it's calibrations.]
I enjoy my work. When I'm not in the office playing with weapons designs I usually pick up a bounty or two. Some of those have been a great time.
That's... [not what he was going for but he's okay with it. He just hadn't expected Kay to be so bold.] Yeah, I'm sure you do. I'm excited to see them at work. I bet it will feel great in your hands.
[Okay, that was really bad but cut him some slack! Turians have sex to relieve stress and he's been here over six months now, and it had been sometime before he was even brought here since he'd had the pleasure.]
[It really is. The bay is forbidden as dating place, who would want to go there?]
Bullet designs! [You really know how to charm a droid, Garrus. Alas, he is a bit oblivious to what are you trying to accomplish.] Cassian would like to know about those too.
I noticed, you care a lot about the law and justice. It's refreshing, specially because in my world does who try to do the right things are often the ones the people in charge wants to arrest.
[Kay has never been subtle, even if he has no idea what he accidentally was implying.]
An unforgettable experience, I bet.
[Sorry Garrus but Kay's not having sex with you on your first not date. I mean, he actually can't but it's also because of principles.Right, those</strike]
[Right. Cassian. Because that's who he wants brought up on their date. But hey, their bros, right? So Andor would totally be okay with him going out with Kay, right? ...Right?
Let's focus on happier things. Like compliments!]
I won't say Shepard never disobeyed orders to do the right thing, but generally things worked out in the end. My government has its flaws, but yours sounds like it has more.
[Luckily for Kay Cassian's already filled him in on the whole Rebels thing so he knows that they're not criminal criminals.]
Shepard was the commander of the Normandy. First human spectre and did what she had to no matter what the people above her wanted. Hell of a woman -
[There's a fondness in his voice. It's the first time he's spoken about her and not felt a pang. It's about time he moved on. After all, there was no coming back from that. wrong totally wrong]
MAKE HIM FEEL GOOD KAY
[Excuse you Kay it's calibrations.]
I enjoy my work. When I'm not in the office playing with weapons designs I usually pick up a bounty or two. Some of those have been a great time.
That's... [not what he was going for but he's okay with it. He just hadn't expected Kay to be so bold.] Yeah, I'm sure you do. I'm excited to see them at work. I bet it will feel great in your hands.
[Okay, that was really bad but cut him some slack! Turians have sex to relieve stress and he's been here over six months now, and it had been sometime before he was even brought here since he'd had the pleasure.]
HE WILL TRY HIS BEST FOR YOU, BABY
Bullet designs! [You really know how to charm a droid, Garrus. Alas, he is a bit oblivious to what are you trying to accomplish.] Cassian would like to know about those too.
I noticed, you care a lot about the law and justice. It's refreshing, specially because in my world does who try to do the right things are often the ones the people in charge wants to arrest.
[Kay has never been subtle, even if he has no idea what he accidentally was implying.]
An unforgettable experience, I bet.
[Sorry Garrus but Kay's not having sex with you on your first not date. I mean, he actually can't but it's also because of principles.
Right, those</strike]NOT WITHOUT SEX HE WONT
Let's focus on happier things. Like compliments!]
I won't say Shepard never disobeyed orders to do the right thing, but generally things worked out in the end. My government has its flaws, but yours sounds like it has more.
[Luckily for Kay Cassian's already filled him in on the whole Rebels thing so he knows that they're not criminal criminals.]
PPFFF WOW, RUDE
[no they're not. And we'll the word 'criminal' is such a relative thing sometimes, anyway.]
Who's Shepard?
TURIANS GOTTA RELIEVE THEIR STRESS AND ITS THAT OR SPARRING AND HE AINT ABOUT TO PUNCH HIS DATE
[There's a fondness in his voice. It's the first time he's spoken about her and not felt a pang. It's about time he moved on. After all, there was no coming back from that.
wrong totally wrong]- and a great friend.
No punching on the first date, man
She sounds like a very impressive woman. One I'd like to meet if I ever have the chance.
Maybe you can tell me more about your adventures together when we meet in person.
But it could be fun!
I'll tell you about some of my past adventures if you tell me some of yours.
[He'll tell you about his either way but he wants to get to know you better so it seems like a good idea.]
you sure 'fun' is the right word here